Elton John was right: It’s just lonely outer space.
Seriously. Despite my extreme Arachnophobia, what is it about this spider that seems so adorable? Is it because they describe it as “puppy” sized?
Like, I could throw a stick, and it would gallop off, all coordinated and puppy like, up the ceiling and get the stick.
It would bring it back, panting. And I’d say, “WHOOOZAGOODBOY? WHOOOZAGOODLITTLESPIDER?”
Then it would make a terrifying spider noise.
"Nope. You definitely outgrew cute puppy spider phase."
Known as the South American Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi), the colossal arachnid is the world’s largest spider.
Gang of Four radio is absolutely the best lo-fi thing I’ve done with my life since 3pm. Long live Husker Du.
You miss 100% of the donuts you don’t eat. Drink coffee and destroy, lads.
Breakfast of champions.
Talk with your body, baby: Robin Williams incredible knack for communicating mood through movement
When the cartoon in your brain comes to life, it’s the best day ever. I’m no car expert, but I sincerely hope that’s a Road Runner under that safe.
this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life
[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]
Stack your stories high, son. Because at the end, all you’ll have are the pages between.
Push your pedal, move your mind
Being constantly occupied is a surefire automatic rifle to creativity. Smartphones should be a tool, not a necessity. Let the boredom run rampant, and the graffiti will follow.
- “The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art.”— Junot Díaz (via w-ritings)